Disney's Blank Check Unintentionally Hates Capitalism

cw: grooming Disney’s Blank Check is a miserable film. It encourages the worst impulses of children. It praises wealth and capitalism with no regard for what one does with either. And then there’s the hideous grooming subplot along with the grooming-adjacent other characters. But it says something the writer did not intend: capitalism corrupts. The lead boy (Preston) has no friends, is picked on, and is last in command of his 5-person household.

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Mini movie reviews

The first heaven segment of What Dreams May Come looks unique and amazing. I assume the effects were too expensive in 1998 to last the whole movie. The rest of the movie has noteworthy painting-inspired aesthetics, but that first section is the best. Your browser doesn't support embedded videos, but don't worry, you can download it and watch it with your favorite video player! If this wasn’t a 90s movie, the death scene wouldn’t have been so absurd.

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my favorite movie scenes, the list noone asked for

some of these are cryptic to avoid ruining the surprise. if you see the movie you’d know. cinema only. no tv, no shorts. first tier - ranked-ish ratatouille - Ego’s review Wolf children snow Pee Wee’s Big Adventure - bar Speed Racer Royalton’s speech - “Are you ready to put away your toys and grow up? Are you ready to make more money in one year than your father made in his whole life?

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Infinity Train Season 4 Continues to Impress

Infinity Train Season 4, like every season before it, is a great take on the magical amazing world of its premise. Creator @oweeeeendennis and the staff do amazing things within their limited scope and budget. Which kills me because I know if they had more they could make a masterpiece. Very few parts of the series are BAD. The easiest complaint you can make is that it’s fast-paced, because they tell a complete and complicated story in a 110 minute season.

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Porn is more than porn

Pre-awakening I would’ve never walked into a gay bar. Would’ve never gone to a queer club. But I have seen and enjoyed gay porn. While gay marriage was illegal in this country, gay porn presented an escape where queer people are treated well, have meaningful lives, and form loving relationships. They still do - straight people are allowed to have fantasies, but straight fantasy outnumbers queer fantasy 100 to 1 in the mass media.

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